AgEiNg b4 i aGe~~
I have a medical check up last fridae. Because of this check up, i have to skip lectures again... 3 weeks in a row... seems like i have nt been attending the maths n java lectures for very long, feeling distant, quite worrying that i might be able to catch up, but no choice, health is more important so gotta put the check up as my 1st priority...
Was thinking to ask wee kwan to help mi sign my attendance, but nowadaes the maths lao kok kok is getting more cautious, he will stand in front of the attendance sheet and see the students sign. Haiz, attendance nt signed, wondering when will i get my 1st warning letter... Java i have no problem, cos is scan card system de mahz...
I took bus to AMK den from there changed bus to Novena, dun ask mi y so troublesome change bus might as well take mrt, its becos i bought the bus consession, dun use like wasted lehz, so i took bus lorz...
When i reached Tan tock seng hospital, it was still early so i waited outside the clinic until its 15 mins b4 my appointment time den i went in to register. Den the nurse asked to go do x ray, wat the f**k, juz waiting my turn to take x ray took mi 45 mins. I din noe i can go in n register even its still early if nt i would have go in liaoz, would nt have waited outside the clinic like an idiot for 30mins...
Finally got to c the doctor, an indian one. Damnz, do i look like those filthy people????!!! here's the conversation...
Doctor: How are you feeling?
Yandaoz: Feeling better liaoz...
Looking at the x ray films
Doctor: U are recovering, but still quite bad...
Yandaoz: huh? i tot i recover liaoz?
Doctor: Soon, but do U noe its strange for such a young guy like u to get pneumonia, normally young people wun get such illness.
Yandaoz: izzit?
Doctor: Do u smoke?
Yandaoz: No.
Doctor: Thats strange. Can i ask u some personnal questions?
Yandaoz: Can can, Juz ask lorz...
Doctor: Do u visit the red light destrict very often?
Yandaoz: No!! (can't u c from my face that i m nt tt sort of person???)
Doctor: Are u married?
Yandaoz: No. (Isn't it obvious??? i look so young!!!)
Doctor: Are you in a relationship? Do you engage in those special activities very often?
Yandaoz: No!!! (wat the f**k, can't u juz shoot wat u wanna say since u already asked to ask about my personnal life??)
Doctor: thats strange... Anywae i will give u some medicine, please take at regular timing.
Yandaoz: Thanx. (Chee beh, are u trying to say that i did nt take my medicine on time, i wan to recover de lehz)
Doctor: I'll make another appointment for u in a month's time, hopefully u'll recover by then.
Yandaoz: Okiez, thanx. (HUH!!! i have to c u again nex month, can i change doctor???)
Arrghhh~~~ i muz c him again in a month's time, sianz half...
Arrghhh~~~ I am ageing b4 even i age....
Arrghhh~~~ i miss ice cream... haha~~~
The medical fee 35 bucks... still dare to charge so much... bleahz...
Was thinking to ask wee kwan to help mi sign my attendance, but nowadaes the maths lao kok kok is getting more cautious, he will stand in front of the attendance sheet and see the students sign. Haiz, attendance nt signed, wondering when will i get my 1st warning letter... Java i have no problem, cos is scan card system de mahz...
I took bus to AMK den from there changed bus to Novena, dun ask mi y so troublesome change bus might as well take mrt, its becos i bought the bus consession, dun use like wasted lehz, so i took bus lorz...
When i reached Tan tock seng hospital, it was still early so i waited outside the clinic until its 15 mins b4 my appointment time den i went in to register. Den the nurse asked to go do x ray, wat the f**k, juz waiting my turn to take x ray took mi 45 mins. I din noe i can go in n register even its still early if nt i would have go in liaoz, would nt have waited outside the clinic like an idiot for 30mins...
Finally got to c the doctor, an indian one. Damnz, do i look like those filthy people????!!! here's the conversation...
Doctor: How are you feeling?
Yandaoz: Feeling better liaoz...
Looking at the x ray films
Doctor: U are recovering, but still quite bad...
Yandaoz: huh? i tot i recover liaoz?
Doctor: Soon, but do U noe its strange for such a young guy like u to get pneumonia, normally young people wun get such illness.
Yandaoz: izzit?
Doctor: Do u smoke?
Yandaoz: No.
Doctor: Thats strange. Can i ask u some personnal questions?
Yandaoz: Can can, Juz ask lorz...
Doctor: Do u visit the red light destrict very often?
Yandaoz: No!! (can't u c from my face that i m nt tt sort of person???)
Doctor: Are u married?
Yandaoz: No. (Isn't it obvious??? i look so young!!!)
Doctor: Are you in a relationship? Do you engage in those special activities very often?
Yandaoz: No!!! (wat the f**k, can't u juz shoot wat u wanna say since u already asked to ask about my personnal life??)
Doctor: thats strange... Anywae i will give u some medicine, please take at regular timing.
Yandaoz: Thanx. (Chee beh, are u trying to say that i did nt take my medicine on time, i wan to recover de lehz)
Doctor: I'll make another appointment for u in a month's time, hopefully u'll recover by then.
Yandaoz: Okiez, thanx. (HUH!!! i have to c u again nex month, can i change doctor???)
Arrghhh~~~ i muz c him again in a month's time, sianz half...
Arrghhh~~~ I am ageing b4 even i age....
Arrghhh~~~ i miss ice cream... haha~~~
The medical fee 35 bucks... still dare to charge so much... bleahz...
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